January 2009
6 posts
Make your own album
This is a good time killer. I should be studying right now. I will when I’m done with this. I promise.
1. Go to the flickr Last 7 day page, and choose your favorite image. This will be your album cover.
2. Go to Wikipedia and click the Random article generator on the left hand column under ‘navigation.’ The first two times you do this will be your band name, and your album...
I have a cut on the inside of my lip. It hurts.
The spam folder in my gmail account. Subject lines are as follows:
Do you want a monster pecker?
Bring more happiness into your holiday mood
Watch her blow your monster
The thicker the longer the great the pleasure
Your weapon is a bit too small? Help it grow bigger! (My favorite)
Is she complaining you’re too small? (at least they used the right ‘you’re’)
Taking her...
Dear Diary,
Today I had sweet tea. It was great.
Love, Donnie
Hi.
My name is Donald Eugene Shobe II. I live in Mount Vernon, Ohio. I don’t know my social security number. I’m a bit overweight and I’m not at all athletic. I probably care too much about what others think of me. Whatever. Sometimes I’m apathetic, other times, not. I like everything artsy, but I’m a terrible artist. People say I’m a good singer; I guess...
Yelle
Driving on snow-covered back roads listening to loud French techno music and singing along at the top of your lungs.
That’s what I did today.